1 00:00:02,410 --> 00:00:07,970 Now the world don't move to the beat of just one drum. What might be right for 2 00:00:07,970 --> 00:00:14,290 you may not be right for some. For men in fours, he's a man of ease. 3 00:00:14,510 --> 00:00:16,190 Then along come two. 4 00:00:16,410 --> 00:00:21,170 They got nothing but the genes. But they got different strokes to take. 5 00:00:21,470 --> 00:00:23,190 Different strokes to take. 6 00:00:23,510 --> 00:00:27,110 Different strokes to move the world. Different strokes to take. 7 00:00:27,510 --> 00:00:29,550 Different strokes to move the world. 8 00:01:05,540 --> 00:01:06,540 Sorry, guys. 9 00:01:06,680 --> 00:01:09,340 Oh, man, I've got to get some sleep, Mr. Drummond. 10 00:01:09,560 --> 00:01:12,880 I've got a big ice hockey game in the morning in the park. I'm sorry I woke 11 00:01:12,880 --> 00:01:13,880 up, guys. 12 00:01:13,980 --> 00:01:14,980 Ouch. 13 00:01:17,020 --> 00:01:18,020 I'll tell you what happened. 14 00:01:18,560 --> 00:01:21,340 I was just about to go to sleep when I realized something. 15 00:01:21,560 --> 00:01:23,140 You had to go to the bathroom. 16 00:01:26,960 --> 00:01:30,060 What's going on in here? I need to get my beauty sleep. 17 00:01:30,560 --> 00:01:32,100 You really got to sleep that long? 18 00:01:33,770 --> 00:01:37,990 I'm glad you're here, Kimberly. I was just about to tell the boys how great 19 00:01:37,990 --> 00:01:39,150 old year's been for this family. 20 00:01:40,210 --> 00:01:44,070 You guys have been living with Kimberly and me now for exactly 56 days. 21 00:01:45,270 --> 00:01:47,850 56 of the happiest days of our lives. That's right. 22 00:01:48,410 --> 00:01:49,750 Same for us, Mr. D. 23 00:01:50,150 --> 00:01:53,250 We have everything a family could want, except one thing. 24 00:01:53,630 --> 00:01:54,309 What's that? 25 00:01:54,310 --> 00:01:55,310 Some sleep. 26 00:01:56,150 --> 00:01:57,430 Good night, folks. Good night. 27 00:01:57,650 --> 00:01:58,650 Good night. 28 00:02:01,160 --> 00:02:04,040 It's kind of scary, though, to realize how close I came to losing you fellas. 29 00:02:05,180 --> 00:02:09,000 You remember the day you came here? 30 00:02:09,840 --> 00:02:11,060 The very first day. 31 00:02:12,540 --> 00:02:13,540 Remember? 32 00:02:15,180 --> 00:02:16,520 I'm very good with doors. 33 00:02:19,880 --> 00:02:20,880 Aha! 34 00:02:21,120 --> 00:02:22,120 You're here. 35 00:02:22,380 --> 00:02:23,380 Welcome, gentlemen. 36 00:02:27,100 --> 00:02:28,180 You're talking to us? 37 00:02:28,400 --> 00:02:29,400 Of course. 38 00:02:50,830 --> 00:02:53,350 never seen a black goldfish before that's okay he never 39 00:03:36,590 --> 00:03:38,770 This is Arnold, and this is Willis, Kimberly. 40 00:04:06,190 --> 00:04:07,890 give yourself a chance to get to know us. 41 00:04:09,690 --> 00:04:12,610 The only thing I'm guilty of is trying to make you and your brother feel at 42 00:04:12,610 --> 00:04:13,610 home. Yeah. 43 00:04:13,870 --> 00:04:15,450 Mr. Drummond's Santa Claus. 44 00:04:15,730 --> 00:04:17,870 And you're treating him like our old landlord. 45 00:04:20,690 --> 00:04:22,250 Toys and money ain't family. 46 00:04:23,570 --> 00:04:24,570 That's right, Willis. 47 00:04:26,010 --> 00:04:27,750 Toys and money ain't family. 48 00:04:29,190 --> 00:04:31,470 Family is love and caring. 49 00:04:32,830 --> 00:04:33,970 Maybe I overdid it. 50 00:04:35,240 --> 00:04:37,260 But I did it because I cared about your mother. 51 00:04:38,100 --> 00:04:39,460 And now I care about you. 52 00:04:40,940 --> 00:04:43,240 But caring has to be a two -way proposition. 53 00:04:44,180 --> 00:04:45,940 And you're not even willing to meet us halfway. 54 00:04:47,520 --> 00:04:50,080 The worst part of it is, you're only thinking about yourself. 55 00:04:51,220 --> 00:04:52,820 You're not even considering your brother. 56 00:04:54,440 --> 00:04:55,920 You're just being selfish, Willis. 57 00:05:08,460 --> 00:05:09,460 as a word. 58 00:05:11,520 --> 00:05:15,500 If Mama was alive, you would have got a lot worse than a raspberry. 59 00:05:15,940 --> 00:05:17,080 What are you talking about? 60 00:05:17,380 --> 00:05:21,560 We're here because before Mama died, she asked Mr. Drummond to take care of us. 61 00:05:21,720 --> 00:05:24,960 Do you think she'd send us to live with somebody who didn't want us? 62 00:05:26,900 --> 00:05:31,700 I do what you tell me to do, Willis, but you've been a sourpuss from the minute 63 00:05:31,700 --> 00:05:32,700 we got here. 64 00:05:33,400 --> 00:05:34,700 Mr. Drummond's right. 65 00:05:35,420 --> 00:05:37,840 You're not being fair to me or you. 66 00:05:38,320 --> 00:05:39,079 Or him. 67 00:05:39,080 --> 00:05:40,080 Or Mama. 68 00:05:55,640 --> 00:05:56,640 Willis! 69 00:05:57,900 --> 00:05:59,860 I've been sitting here soaking and thinking. 70 00:06:02,400 --> 00:06:07,340 Does that mean I can say, welcome aboard, son? 71 00:06:09,410 --> 00:06:10,410 Yeah. 72 00:06:17,010 --> 00:06:19,290 I got it right this time. Yeah, you did. 73 00:06:19,650 --> 00:06:22,350 I wasn't trying or thinking about him. 74 00:06:23,350 --> 00:06:29,750 I can't tell you how proud I am of you and how glad I am that you're staying 75 00:06:29,750 --> 00:06:30,609 with us. 76 00:06:30,610 --> 00:06:37,290 Yeah, but just remember, Mr. Thomas, that front door is always open any time 77 00:06:37,290 --> 00:06:38,290 want to be there. 78 00:06:39,160 --> 00:06:40,160 That's right, Willis. 79 00:06:40,820 --> 00:06:42,940 Harlem is just a limousine ride away. 80 00:06:52,780 --> 00:06:57,460 I'm sure glad we stayed, Mr. Drummond. Yeah, and if we can get some sleep, I'll 81 00:06:57,460 --> 00:06:58,460 be even gladder. 82 00:07:00,460 --> 00:07:02,080 Okay, lights out. 83 00:07:02,640 --> 00:07:03,860 Oh, hi, Mr. Drummond. 84 00:07:06,350 --> 00:07:11,190 complain about noisy tenants, but I see the landlord is one of them. 85 00:07:11,490 --> 00:07:14,090 We were just reminiscing about when the boys joined the family. 86 00:07:14,410 --> 00:07:16,410 That's when I joined you. Right. 87 00:07:16,650 --> 00:07:18,150 Oh, what a surprise. 88 00:07:18,490 --> 00:07:21,650 Without even a husband, I suddenly had three kids. 89 00:07:23,490 --> 00:07:26,910 You were as surprised as Grandma was when she met the boys. Right, Daddy? 90 00:07:27,130 --> 00:07:29,110 Oh, I will never forget that. 91 00:07:30,330 --> 00:07:32,350 It's so good to see you, Mother. 92 00:07:33,570 --> 00:07:34,610 Let's both sit down. 93 00:07:35,950 --> 00:07:37,290 There's something I want to tell you. 94 00:07:37,550 --> 00:07:38,750 Oh? Yes. 95 00:07:40,610 --> 00:07:43,910 There has been quite a big change in my life. Oh. 96 00:07:44,790 --> 00:07:46,570 I have two sons now. 97 00:07:47,350 --> 00:07:48,350 Two sons? 98 00:07:49,350 --> 00:07:52,270 You... You got married and didn't invite me? 99 00:07:52,510 --> 00:07:54,550 No. No, I'm not married. 100 00:07:54,810 --> 00:07:57,170 Oh, you little devil, you. 101 00:07:58,710 --> 00:08:01,310 You mean it's one of those modern arrangements? 102 00:08:01,790 --> 00:08:03,490 No, no, not that either. Oh? 103 00:08:04,370 --> 00:08:05,370 You see... 104 00:08:05,650 --> 00:08:07,770 My two boys are... Yes? 105 00:08:10,430 --> 00:08:15,990 Well, they're... Maybe you better just see them for yourself and make up your 106 00:08:15,990 --> 00:08:16,990 own mind. 107 00:08:18,210 --> 00:08:19,210 Arnold! 108 00:08:19,330 --> 00:08:20,330 Willis! 109 00:08:20,610 --> 00:08:21,810 You're just going to love them, Mother. 110 00:08:22,190 --> 00:08:26,150 They're bright, delightful, full of fun. They're a wonderful addition to our 111 00:08:26,150 --> 00:08:27,150 family. 112 00:08:30,390 --> 00:08:31,730 Mother, these are my two boys. 113 00:08:32,390 --> 00:08:33,390 Willis and Arnold. 114 00:08:38,270 --> 00:08:39,850 What a pleasant surprise. 115 00:08:43,610 --> 00:08:45,910 Now that's what I call a surprise. 116 00:08:50,590 --> 00:08:52,210 Now you just relax, Grandma. 117 00:08:52,430 --> 00:08:53,650 We'll take care of you. 118 00:09:33,390 --> 00:09:36,310 That gives me a great idea. What about writing her a letter on that typewriter 119 00:09:36,310 --> 00:09:37,129 she gave you? 120 00:09:37,130 --> 00:09:39,450 Sure, and I'll tell her how you're keeping us awake. 121 00:09:40,110 --> 00:09:42,490 Okay, I can take a hint. 122 00:09:42,950 --> 00:09:46,110 And, Willis, you can tell Grandma thanks for the terrific ski jacket she gave 123 00:09:46,110 --> 00:09:49,690 me. I thanked her for the French perfume she sent me. 124 00:09:50,210 --> 00:09:51,350 I already got results. 125 00:09:51,910 --> 00:09:52,930 What does that mean, Mrs. Garrett? 126 00:09:53,170 --> 00:09:57,810 Oh, well, at the market, while I was squeezing the tomatoes, the manager was 127 00:09:57,810 --> 00:09:58,830 trying to squeeze me. 128 00:10:00,090 --> 00:10:01,790 Hey, you know what else would be a terrific idea? 129 00:10:02,270 --> 00:10:04,130 Write a thank you note to the Thompsons for their presence. 130 00:10:04,490 --> 00:10:07,510 Yeah, you guys almost ended up living with them instead of us. 131 00:10:07,730 --> 00:10:08,730 Hey, 132 00:10:09,090 --> 00:10:10,530 don't lay that word on me. 133 00:10:11,210 --> 00:10:13,890 Blame the engineer up there with the one -track mouth. 134 00:10:15,110 --> 00:10:16,550 What you talking about? 135 00:10:17,910 --> 00:10:21,710 That was one of the worst days of my life. The day that social worker came 136 00:10:21,890 --> 00:10:22,890 Mine too. 137 00:10:28,470 --> 00:10:30,830 Sorry to keep you waiting, Mr. Drummond. 138 00:10:31,050 --> 00:10:32,050 Yeah. 139 00:10:34,180 --> 00:10:35,180 blessing. 140 00:10:38,640 --> 00:10:40,860 Boys, there is someone here I want you to meet. 141 00:10:41,220 --> 00:10:43,260 This is Arnold, and this is Willis Jackson. 142 00:10:44,040 --> 00:10:49,120 Boys, this is Ms. Amesley, social worker who's come to pay our happy home a 143 00:10:49,120 --> 00:10:50,120 visit. 144 00:10:50,520 --> 00:10:51,520 How do you do? 145 00:10:52,040 --> 00:10:53,100 I'm happy Willis. 146 00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:08,460 goldfish named Abraham. 147 00:11:10,520 --> 00:11:13,240 So you boys are really happy living here. 148 00:11:13,500 --> 00:11:16,020 If this was heaven, I'd kill myself tomorrow. 149 00:11:20,160 --> 00:11:21,940 Oh, yes. Yes, of course. 150 00:11:22,880 --> 00:11:24,180 Willis! Arnold! 151 00:11:24,700 --> 00:11:26,120 Would you come down here, please? 152 00:11:31,520 --> 00:11:35,400 Oh, Jeffrey, look at the darling little one. 153 00:11:47,020 --> 00:11:48,020 Mr. and Mrs. Thompson. 154 00:11:48,400 --> 00:11:53,540 This is Arnold, and this is Willis. Hello, Arnold. Hi. How do you do? And 155 00:11:53,540 --> 00:11:55,040 they're simply marvelous boys. 156 00:11:56,340 --> 00:11:57,780 I'm in love with them already. 157 00:11:58,480 --> 00:12:01,200 Well, we're packed and ready to make the tracks. 158 00:12:03,240 --> 00:12:04,740 Yeah, well, tell us something about yourselves. 159 00:12:05,340 --> 00:12:07,640 How old are you? Eight, trying for nine. 160 00:12:09,660 --> 00:12:12,820 I'm 13, trying to get out of here. 161 00:12:15,860 --> 00:12:19,430 Well, I... I know we're going to make one big happy family. 162 00:12:19,770 --> 00:12:20,770 I'm sure. 163 00:12:21,870 --> 00:12:26,230 As I told you yesterday, Mr. Drummond, black children belong with black 164 00:12:26,230 --> 00:12:27,230 families. 165 00:12:29,210 --> 00:12:30,930 You said that? 166 00:12:31,650 --> 00:12:32,650 That's right. 167 00:12:32,950 --> 00:12:34,330 You said Mr. 168 00:12:34,630 --> 00:12:35,830 Drummond said that. 169 00:12:49,710 --> 00:12:53,670 because you thought... Arnold, you little... Dummy. 170 00:12:54,830 --> 00:12:55,830 Thank you, Willis. 171 00:12:56,910 --> 00:12:57,930 Come here, Arnold. 172 00:12:58,830 --> 00:12:59,910 Oh, Arnold. 173 00:13:00,510 --> 00:13:03,150 You only overheard a part of the conversation. 174 00:13:03,770 --> 00:13:08,190 I was merely repeating what this rather opinionated lady here said. 175 00:13:08,510 --> 00:13:12,830 I am not opinionated. I was merely repeating what the computer said. 176 00:13:13,250 --> 00:13:15,530 You can tell your computer to go suck a lemon. 177 00:13:26,160 --> 00:13:28,020 What you did was a very natural mistake. 178 00:13:29,120 --> 00:13:34,080 I mean, sometimes people hear a part of a conversation and they jump to the 179 00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:35,080 wrong conclusion. 180 00:13:35,780 --> 00:13:41,300 When I was only nine, I overheard my father talking and I was sure he wanted 181 00:13:41,300 --> 00:13:42,079 sell me. 182 00:13:42,080 --> 00:13:43,580 How much did he get for you? 183 00:13:45,540 --> 00:13:51,120 No, it wasn't me. It was just some stock, but I learned a very important 184 00:13:53,840 --> 00:13:55,040 Misunderstandings do occur. 185 00:13:56,430 --> 00:14:01,850 But see, when you love someone, well, then you discuss it first before you do 186 00:14:01,850 --> 00:14:04,810 anything about it. Do you hear that, lame brain? 187 00:14:06,130 --> 00:14:10,130 Yeah, I heard. I guess there's only one thing bigger than my ears. My mouth. 188 00:14:12,630 --> 00:14:16,210 Mr. Drummond, will you take me a short hips back? 189 00:14:17,450 --> 00:14:22,150 Willis, if you boys had left, I was thinking about leaving with you. 190 00:14:28,400 --> 00:14:30,620 I know how to keep Arnold's mouth out of trouble. 191 00:14:30,840 --> 00:14:35,460 How about filling it with some hot chocolate, ice cream, and cake? 192 00:14:35,860 --> 00:14:38,940 Oh, thanks, Mrs. Garrett, but I'm afraid the boys have to get some sleep. 193 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:40,020 They've got a hockey game tomorrow. 194 00:14:40,220 --> 00:14:41,440 Who? Us? 195 00:14:43,180 --> 00:14:46,220 I just remembered. I sleep better on a full stomach. 196 00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:48,500 Now he tells us. 197 00:14:48,820 --> 00:14:51,900 Do you remember the time Arnold couldn't sleep and kept us all awake for two 198 00:14:51,900 --> 00:14:52,900 whole nights? 199 00:14:53,020 --> 00:14:54,240 What are you talking about, Kimberly? 200 00:14:55,940 --> 00:14:57,600 I'll tell you what you're talking about. 201 00:14:59,100 --> 00:15:03,080 When Willis gave your doll Homer away to Kimberly's charity drive at school. 202 00:15:57,710 --> 00:15:58,950 About time you stopped sneaking around. 203 00:15:59,210 --> 00:16:02,630 I wasn't sneaking around. I thought I heard mice in my socks. 204 00:16:04,490 --> 00:16:06,450 About time you stopped sleeping with that dog. 205 00:16:50,830 --> 00:16:51,830 to the dog. 206 00:16:52,090 --> 00:16:53,090 What dog? 207 00:16:53,670 --> 00:16:55,810 And who's got a dog? 208 00:16:57,290 --> 00:16:59,090 The one you keep in the dresser drawer. 209 00:17:00,770 --> 00:17:02,170 The one with the yellow hat? 210 00:17:02,610 --> 00:17:03,610 Nobody knows. 211 00:17:04,069 --> 00:17:06,390 You told me. I didn't open my mouth. 212 00:18:44,330 --> 00:18:47,350 You said that you were a big boy now and that you were giving Homer up. 213 00:18:48,050 --> 00:18:51,670 Don't you guys know when a little kid is bluffing to save his reputation? 214 00:18:54,090 --> 00:18:58,890 Arnold, you gonna end up a 35 -year -old man with a wife, two kids, and a doll? 215 00:18:59,830 --> 00:19:03,090 You can have my wife and two kids. I just want my doll. 216 00:19:05,210 --> 00:19:07,970 Arnold, Arnold, this is easily solved. Kimberly? 217 00:19:10,130 --> 00:19:11,810 This kid doesn't miss a trick. 218 00:19:57,710 --> 00:19:59,810 That's 200 clams down the old toilet. 219 00:20:01,070 --> 00:20:02,250 Well, thanks anyway. 220 00:20:02,830 --> 00:20:05,670 Stop by my office tomorrow. My secretary will have a check for you. 221 00:20:06,750 --> 00:20:07,830 I'm sorry about the kid. 222 00:20:09,350 --> 00:20:10,910 That's the trouble with being a private eye. 223 00:20:11,510 --> 00:20:13,870 I get so emotionally involved with the kids. 224 00:20:28,430 --> 00:20:29,750 I'm sorry that I tried to trick you. 225 00:20:31,030 --> 00:20:34,530 I only did it because it's impossible to find Homer again, and we're all so 226 00:20:34,530 --> 00:20:36,170 worried because you hadn't slept. 227 00:20:37,610 --> 00:20:38,890 Homer's gone forever. 228 00:20:40,850 --> 00:20:41,850 Listen, Arnold. 229 00:20:46,610 --> 00:20:51,510 I know it's hard, but sometimes in life, we have to say goodbye to things. 230 00:20:52,830 --> 00:20:54,450 Even things that we love a lot. 231 00:20:55,850 --> 00:20:56,990 That's part of growing up. 232 00:21:00,060 --> 00:21:04,320 But you don't have to have a doll or anything else to hold on to to feel 233 00:21:04,320 --> 00:21:06,020 and to help you go to sleep. 234 00:21:07,060 --> 00:21:09,020 You're surrounded by people that love you. 235 00:21:10,140 --> 00:21:12,000 And that's the greatest security there is. 236 00:21:40,590 --> 00:21:44,570 Now the world don't move to the beat of just one drum. 237 00:21:44,830 --> 00:21:51,570 What might be right for you may not be right for some. For many boys, he's a 238 00:21:51,570 --> 00:21:52,570 of ease. 239 00:21:52,650 --> 00:21:54,310 Then along come two. 240 00:21:54,530 --> 00:21:57,230 They have nothing but the genes that they got. 241 00:21:57,550 --> 00:21:59,270 Different strokes to take. 242 00:21:59,570 --> 00:22:01,350 Different strokes to take. 243 00:22:01,570 --> 00:22:05,310 Different strokes to move the world. Different strokes to take.